(Source: goaskalice13, via alien-repelent)
“i paint you sexy flowers”
“i don’t want sexy flowers”
“why you no want sexy flowers, why you do me like that”
“i don’t want flowers on my nails”
“you see your nails, very bad, color come out. i paint you sexy flowers”
“but i really don’t want my nails done, or sexy flowers”
“200,000, how much you want, 200,000, i do one time, then i go”
“no. pls.”
“pls”
“no..i just want to drink my beer”
20mins later.
I got some “sexy” flowers on my nails.
Honey you and I know, we don’t get along because we are so much alike.
That’s about enough for one night. All that food is making me hungry and all that vodka is getting to my head.
